'Mr Baker you've given me a page with no results, only drawings and  an altered heading'

' I'm sorry ill try harder.'

' You ought to spend more time on your work and less time talking to Ms. Paris, I dont want to send another note home with you...'

'You wont.'

If I learned any two things in grade school it was how to chase girls and falsely re-assure figures of authority- two skills that needn't be frowned at or devalued.

I should have gone to college- Who knows what tricks I would have picked up there.